The Full Monty
Heartfelt & Hilarious Wedding Ceremonies
For Fun-Loving, Adventurous Couples
(I’ll leave my hat on) 😉
The Cheekiest Marriage Celebrant Package in Australia
What’s The Deal?
Being a full time marriage celebrant is the BEST JOB EVER! And because I love it so much, I put boot loads of energy into every couple. There's no regurgitated, pre written, 1950's wedding crap - instead, my ceremonies are 100% written from scratch and all about YOU!
My couples end up being my friends, not 'clients' because thats the way it should be. It's such a personal connection, and for that reason I don't marry every couple - just the ones that are right for me as much as I am right for them. I'll travel anywhere for the right couples, so no matter where you are in Australia, I'll be there to hitch the pants off you.
The end goal for my weddings is to have your guests asking you, "Where'd your mate Monty go?" or "How long have you been mates with Monty?" - and this happens EVERY SINGLE TIME! I take the time to get to know you & your story so well that on the day, everything I say is so real, so true and so you, everyone just assumes we are best mates...which we will be!
If you view your ceremony as ‘that part of the day you've got to get done and dusted’ before you can hit the bar...then maybe I'm not for you. But, if you view your ceremony as the crucial starting point, the mood maker, the tone setter for the best day of your life, then I'm your man!
My ceremonies last about 20 minutes from start to finish which is 15 minutes longer than me! 😏 That's 20 minutes of fun, engaging, personalised content that's all about YOU - no boring bits, no fluff, no shit! Just the good stuff!
What Will It Cost Ya?
I'm not your average celebrant and definitely don't deliver an average ceremony, so my fee is above average and reflects the whip crackin, SHIT HOT experience you're going to have with me as your celebrant at your wedding. I understand that most people have a budget they're trying to stick within, but I value connection & experience over price, and I hope you do too.
Where Can You Find Me Hitchin’ Lovers?
I'm based in Newcastle, but wherever you need me to bring the wedding fun, I'll be there! You can find me hitching couples and cracking my whip in every state from the Northern Territory to Tasmania, and everywhere in between, with some of my favourite wedding locations being Newcastle, Brisbane, Melbourne, Cairns, Tasmania, Perth, Adelaide and Darwin. I love travelling around the country hitching loved-up couples in every state, so no matter where you plan to tie the knot, I'd love to hear from you.